Quotes
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Casey Cartwright : Katherine?
Katherine Parker : Hm? Oh, um, I'm so sorry, Casey.
Casey Cartwright : I'm just a little distracted this morning with a personal dilemma. You see, I've taken a lover.
Katherine Parker : I'm just a little distracted this morning with a personal dilemma.
Casey Cartwright : - My, how classy.
Katherine Parker : I've read enough Victorian literature to know that I cannot afford to be careless or the next thing you know I'll be out on the street begging for tuppence to feed my bastard love child.
Casey Cartwright : So you and your stable boy need birth control?
Katherine Parker : He's not a stable boy, Casey. In fact, he wants to be a kindergarten teacher.
Casey Cartwright : Wait. Beaver?
Katherine Parker : His given name is Walter, but yes. We made a connection during our night in Rio. But do not worry, we have been using condoms.
Casey Cartwright : - Yay!
Katherine Parker : - So many condoms.
Casey Cartwright : The thing is, I would prefer to have a second layer of defense, one that I control.
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Pharmacist : Now, these pills take three weeks
Katherine Parker : -To become effective. I've read all the literature online, I feel well-versed in the side effects. Thank you.
Pharmacist : Wow. You're very prepared.
Katherine Parker : Well, I'm also not an idiot. Like Whitney Houston, I believe that children are the future. It's just a far distant future after I've made partner. Am I right, Casey?
Casey Cartwright : Yes, that is the plan. No, and our kids can have play dates.
Katherine Parker : My God, I think my little Anastasia would love that.
Casey Cartwright : Oh, my God!
Katherine Parker : So I'll call you.
Casey Cartwright : I'll pencil it in.
Katherine Parker : Yes! Thank you for your help here today.
Casey Cartwright : I'm gonna have so much fun tonight.
Katherine Parker : Bye!
Casey Cartwright : Ooh! Bye!