- villager: We are a village of terrible cowards. Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cry like a little girl.
- Johnny Bravo: Boo.
- villager: Aaaaargh!
- Johnny Bravo: Okay, your story checks out.
- Johnny Bravo: None of that story's true is it, Carl?
- Carl Chryniszzswics: [turns his head in shame] No. I made it all up because I crave attention.