The League (TV Series)

The White Knuckler (2010)

Paul Scheer: Andre

Quotes 

• Andre : What I love about you is that you can open up doors. I mean, when people see your face, you know, it can really get a wider kind of, you know, patient base and...

  Dr. Maxwell : Diversify. Is that... Is that the word you're looking for, or...?

  Andre : No, no, no, no, I did not... I did not say that. I didn't. I don't... I don't like diversity, 'cause it is racist.

  Dr. Maxwell : You're not a fan of diversity, or...?

  Andre : I... I'm not talking about putting that out there. I'm colorblind. I had a lot of black friends when I was growing up. You know, like-like one of my best friends, Percy.

  Dr. Maxwell : Percy?

  Andre : Percy, yeah. His mom made great food.

  Dr. Maxwell : You'd spend the night...

  Andre : Yeah, yeah.

  Dr. Maxwell : You'd spend the night?

  Andre : I didn't spend nights there because my parents didn't like the part of town that he lived in.

  Dr. Maxwell : Where is Percy now?

  Andre : [whispers]  He's in prison.

• Andre : Guys, the meeting with Dr. Maxwell went dope, okay? So good, we're gonna do it. We're gonna merge practices. To celebrate, we're gonna have a big ol' party, Diddy-style, you know?

  Ruxin : You know that just 'cause you're working with a black guy doesn't make you black by association?

  Andre : Aight.