Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Impossible Astronaut (2011)
Matt Smith: The Doctor
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Quotes
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The Doctor : I am being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?
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The Doctor : And Dr. Song, you've got that face on again.
River Song : What face?
The Doctor : The "he's hot when he's clever" face.
River Song : This is my normal face.
The Doctor : Yes, it is.
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The Doctor : I'm your new undercover agent, on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name, The Doctor. These are my top operatives, The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson.
River Song : [winces] I hate you.
The Doctor : No, you don't.
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The Doctor : I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool.
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The Doctor : Fellows, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. Do you think you can just shoot me?
River Song : They're Americans!
The Doctor : [puts his hands up] Don't shoot.
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The Doctor : [pinned to the floor of the Oval Office by Secret Service] River! Have you got my scanner working yet?
River Song : [Inside the TARDIS] Oh, I hate him!
The Doctor : No, you don't.
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The Doctor : Be careful!
River Song : Careful? Tried that once. Ever so dull.
The Doctor : Shout if you get into trouble.
River Song : Don't worry, I'm quite the screamer. Now there's a spoiler for you!
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The Doctor : You're lying.
Amy Pond : I'm not lying.
The Doctor : Swear to me. Swear to me, on something that matters.
Amy Pond : [she thinks for a moment] Fish fingers and custard.
The Doctor : My life in your hands, Amelia Pond.
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The Doctor : Oh, you bad, bad girl. What trouble have you got for me this time?
[River slaps him]
The Doctor : Okay. I'm assuming that's for something I haven't done yet.
River Song : Yes, it is.
The Doctor : Good. Looking forward to it.
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The Doctor : Just popped out to get my special straw. It adds more fizz.
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The Doctor : Now, then, Canton Everett Delaware III. That was his name, yeah? How many of those can there be? Well, three, I suppose.
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Canton Delaware : Mr President, that man walked in here with a big blue box and three of his friends, and that's the man he walked past. One of them is worth listening to. I say we give him five minutes and see if he delivers.
The Doctor : Thanks, Canton.
Canton Delaware : If he doesn't, I'll shoot him myself.
The Doctor : Not so thanks.
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The Doctor : I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool
River Song : [shoots the hat] Hello, sweetie.
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River Song : This is cold. Even by your standards, this is cold.
The Doctor : Or "hello", as people used to say.
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The Doctor : I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street-level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez.
Canton Delaware : Get him his maps.