Poker Night at the Inventory (2010 Video Game)

William Kasten: Max

Quotes 

• The Heavy : When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat.

  Max : Assassination camp for kids. Oh, this is gonna be good!

  The Heavy : There was sparrow, sitting on fence. Snow falls quietly around me. Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree, and kills sparrow with throwing knife. The boy runs away.

  Max : And then?

  The Heavy : I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave.

  Tycho Brahe : [sobs] 

  Strong Bad : That's not even a little bit funny, man

  The Heavy : No. It's not.

• [first lines] 

  Reginald Van Winslow : Oh, hello there! Another enthusiast, I presume? How good it is to see a fresh face here at the Inventory. I imagine you're here for the card game with the fellows downstairs? Let me lead you down there.

  [he leads the player down the stairs] 

  Reginald Van Winslow : A first timer, hm? I'm a bit more familiar with the... eh... "benefactions" of the club.

  [Winslow stops at the bottom of the stairs and turns to the player] 

  Reginald Van Winslow : The club was founded in 1919 in response to an early draft of the 18th Amendment. Through... back channels, it was learned that this vile piece of legislation would not only outlaw libation, but games and amusements that could also "threaten the world-renown determination and productivity of the American Workforce."

  [he mocks a salute] 

  Reginald Van Winslow : Pah! Can you imagine? GAMES OUTLAWED? Nevertheless, this club has remained here in secret ever since, just in case those "in charge" get another bee in their bonnet, hm?

  [he reaches the area below the table] 

  Reginald Van Winslow : So, welcome. And enjoy yourself. Ah, your table!

  [tuns to the four at the table] 

  Reginald Van Winslow : Ahem, gentlemen!

  [the four turn] 

  Reginald Van Winslow : I hope there is room at the table for a fifth?

  Max : Ah-ha! Fresh meat!