Poker Night at the Inventory (2010 Video Game)
Andrew Chaikin: Tycho Brahe
Quotes
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The Heavy : When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat.
Max : Assassination camp for kids. Oh, this is gonna be good!
The Heavy : There was sparrow, sitting on fence. Snow falls quietly around me. Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree, and kills sparrow with throwing knife. The boy runs away.
Max : And then?
The Heavy : I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave.
Tycho Brahe : [sobs]
Strong Bad : That's not even a little bit funny, man
The Heavy : No. It's not.
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The Heavy : I am reminded of time engineer kill my entire team.
Tycho Brahe : Damn heavy, that's... heavy. I'm sorry to hear that.
The Heavy : I search entire base for him. He tries to kill me with turret and mini-turret, but I crush his toys like they are made of paper.
Strong Bad : Sound like some crappy toys, if you ask me.
The Heavy : Then I find him, hiding by teleporter. I take his gun away from him. He tries to hit me with wrench
[laughs]
The Heavy : . So I take wrench away from him. I take his wrench and shove it down his throat, all the way down to the handle.
Tycho Brahe : Christ!
The Heavy : Then I rip off all his fingers, one by one! Let's see you build toys NOW!
[laughs]
The Heavy : There is blood everywhere! And he is crying!
[laughter]
The Heavy : I think he cries out for mother, but...
[laughter]
The Heavy : the wrench is stuck in his throat! And it sounds like
[imitates a choking noise]
The Heavy : !
[laughs]
The Heavy : Is this not the funniest thing?
Strong Bad : [Stunned silence] That is some f***ed up s***, man!