The League (TV Series)
The Expert Witness (2010)
Nick Kroll: Ruxin
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Quotes
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Ruxin : Could you state your name for the court, please?
Andre : My name is... my name is Slim Shady...
Ruxin : No.
Andre : I'm just joking. I mean...
Ruxin : Please just state your name for the jury, please.
Andre : Andre, Andre Nowzick.
Ruxin : Dr. Andre Nowzick?
Andre : Okay.
Ruxin : And what is your profession?
Andre : [addresses jury with double guns] I am a expert witness.
Ruxin : That's not your profession.
Andre : I am a...
Ruxin : Without the guns.
Andre : I am a plastic surgeon.
Ruxin : Put your hands away. Don't holster them.