Office Christmas Party (2016)
Jennifer Aniston: Carol Vanstone
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Quotes
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Lonny : So, Carol. You know, that's my grandmother's name.
Carol Vanstone : [distracted momentarily] Mmm. No, I did not know that.
Lonny : Yeah.
Carol Vanstone : Oh.
Lonny : It's kind of an old-timey name. Don't really hear "Carol" much anymore. It's like...
[imitates an old woman]
Lonny : "Hi, I'm Carol. I gotta get home before I miss my stories." "Hi, I'm Carol. I heard about Pearl Harbor on the radio." "Hi, I'm Carol. I died in the beginning of 'Up'."
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Carol Vanstone : All right, if by some miracle you can close Walter Davis and his 14 million dollar account, your jobs are safe.
Clay Vanstone : Done! And you're going to look so stupid!
Carol Vanstone : [Begins walking out of the door] Then we'll finally have something in common!
Clay Vanstone : [the door shuts] Goddammit, she's so mean!
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Carol Vanstone : Get me on any goddamn plane, all right? I have enough miles to orbit the sun.
Airline Concierge : I'm sorry, ma'am. All flights are grounded until the snow clears. There's nothing more I can do.
Carol Vanstone : Well, refer me to someone who can do something!
Airline Concierge : That would be God, ma'am.
Carol Vanstone : Oh. Her.
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Carol Vanstone : [to Clay, who is driving Trina's car] Pull over, you fucking idiot!
Josh Parker : [to Carol as he drives Mary's mini-van] Or... the nice, supportive version.
Carol Vanstone : [to Clay] Pull over! Fucking idiot!
Clay Vanstone : No!
Carol Vanstone : [to Trina] Hey, tell him to pull over, lady!
Trina : [to Carol] Look!
[puts her gun to Clay's right temple]
Trina : Pull over!
[puts her gun under Clay's chin]
Trina : Pull over!
[puts her gun to Clay's forehead]
Trina : Pull over! It doesn't work!
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Carol Vanstone : You whispered to the farty cheese lady!