Resident Alien (TV Series)

The Wire (2022)

Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle

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• Harry Vanderspeigle : I have met all the other people in town. They are annoying flesh monkeys.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was calling you an idiot in my head.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : And all the beer-drinking douchebags can fry.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : From the look of Asta's car, she's a real piglet.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : I prefer to eat with you. You order a lot of food. I like to forage off of your plate.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : I have to help her.

  D'Arcy Bloom : Help her what? Get a better burial site?

• Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover]  But if everyone is gone, who will keep the bunker clean? I hate cleaning, and from the look of Asta's car, she's a real piglet. Maybe Asta's giant father could be in the bunker with us. He can cook and clean, and his aftershave smells like fryer grease. No, it wouldn't work. They are father and daughter. They may turn against me and make me their servant.

• 49 : You wouldn't have to do any of this if you had just gone home like you were supposed to.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : I could not go home with that kid on board. I could never get him past customs.

  49 : Yeah, that why there's an eject button. That kid's body should've been a shooting star over Texas.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : You don't know anything about space. You are a Colorado octopus.

  49 : Is that where we are? Shit! I thought this was India. *That* is an Indian rug. You are appropriating their culture. That's not a good look, man.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : I saw it at a red tag sale for $5. I had to buy it. Plus, I think it really brings the room together.

  49 : Listen to you, you - that's a great price, by the way - you're becoming one of them. Look how human you are. You're even vulnerable to your own people's attack.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : I am not! Because I will cut a hole in your octopus body and wear you as a protective octo-suit when they come to eradicate all human life!

  49 : Wow. Is this how you treat a house guest?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Hmm.

  49 : Then I'm glad I didn't get you a gift.