Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Captain Jim Bob Sherwood (2010)

David Henrie: Justin Russo

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Justin Russo : Guys! Guys, is the mail here yet?

  Theresa Russo : Ah, Justin. You have been so anxious about the mail all week, honey. It's just a dollar twenty-five rebate on maple syrup. Give him two fifty to get him to stop talking about it, Jerry.

  Jerry Russo : I don't carry that kind of cash! How 'bout half a banana?

• Justin Russo : There are no evil queens in Jim Bob's world.

  Alex Russo : There's always an evil queen. Sometimes she's the head cheerleader; sometimes she's the fairytale stepmother; sometimes she's your sister.

• [last lines] 

  Alex Russo : Oh, look, a review for the comic book.

  Justin Russo : Ooh.

  Alex Russo : [reads]  "In the new issue of 'Captain Jim Bob Sherwood's Adventures'"...

  Justin Russo : Oh-ho.

  Alex Russo : -"the baton has been passed on to a new artistic team."

  Justin Russo : That's us!

  Alex Russo : "Sherwood is sucked into an alternate frontier that's riddled with crime and food he's never encountered before."

  Justin Russo : Hunh.

  Alex Russo : "He rescues Jessica Moon and returns to Farmtown with an intergalactic recipe for fajitas."

  Justin Russo : Fajitas.

  Alex Russo : "The Russo sisters, Alex and Justine, have taken over the reins with flair."

  Justin Russo : What! Did you say Justine!

  Alex Russo : Wow! Sometimes I don't have to do anything, and I still win.

  Justin Russo : I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the reviewer.

  Alex Russo : Yeah, good luck with that, sis.