The IT Crowd (TV Series)

The Final Countdown (2010)

Chris O'Dowd: Roy Trenneman

Quotes 

• Roy : [On the phone]  Listen, Alistair, I just wanted to say, I'm not a window cleaner. No, no, I work in IT. Yeah, yeah, with computers and all that. Macs? No, I just really work with Windows. Hello?

• Roy : This bloke thinks I'm a window cleaner. Bloke I went to college with, he's doing amazingly and he thinks that I am a window cleaner. A window cleaner!

  Jen Barber : What's wrong with that? It's a noble profession.

  Roy : If your last profession was cleaning balls.

• Roy : [shouts]  I'm not a window cleaner.

• Ivana : [to Roy]  Will I see you tonight?

  Moss : Not now, Ivana.

  Roy : Did you have sex with that lady?

  Moss : If you call that mindless animalist rutting sex, then yes. I supposed we did.

  Roy : That sounds like sex.

• Jen Barber : Roy, will you listen to me?

  Roy : I don't have to listen to you. I'm not married to you.

• Jen Barber : Well, you shouldn't have agreed to mind it for him in the first place.

  Roy : Oh thanks, Jen. That's really helpful. That's -That's really good advice. That's exactly what I'll do. In the past. When it happens again. Last week.

• Roy : From this moment on, everything is going to be different!

  [answers phone] 

  Roy : Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?