- Joe Barrett: [throwing down his business card] USPI, Joe Barrett. Congratulations, kid. I'll send you your check as soon as the Sheriff does his paperwork. Shouldn't be more than a few months or so.
- Dwayne McLaren: I thought it was immediate.
- Joe Barrett: Nothing's immediate in this life - exception self-stimulation. And even that sometimes, you know, takes a little patience.
- Georgie Wits: You know what? I'm starting to think that you might be an asshole. It doesn't have to be like that. You can talk to me like a civilized fuckin' human being.
- Sheriff Vogel: So, we got ourselves a video of the murder.
- Dwayne McLaren: Yes, sir
- Sheriff Vogel: The first murder this town has ever seen.
- Big Stan: What the hell's going on here? I come here with my prospective buyer and you make me out to be an imbecile. All the blinds are shut. There's enough beer cans over there for a three-day binge. Phonograph turning. Looks like a hobo camp in here.
- Dwayne McLaren: It won't happen again, sir.
- Big Stan: You're damn right... Is your brow sweating?
- Dwayne McLaren: No, sir
- Big Stan: Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you.
- Dwayne McLaren: I've been cleaning them parts like you said and I'm sorry about the beer.
- Big Stan: I'm on to you.
- Dwayne McLaren: What are you talking about?
- Big Stan: Of all the places you can point a camera, you point it at a money-making crime? Now that's downright lucky and lucky don't run in your blood. You and me both know that.
- Dwayne McLaren: It'd take perfect execution to pull off that ploy and I ain't smart for that.
- Big Stan: Your squirrely ass don't want to know what would happen if you don't stick around. You abused my trust. I thought better of you.
- [first lines]
- Georgie Wits: Mrs. Margaret! Look at that pretty brooch.
- Margaret: Aren't you so kind. You have yourself a lovely day, Mr. Georgie Wits.
- Dwayne McLaren: What's the capital like?
- Joe Barrett: Dirty, stressful, angry, lonely, corrupt, and expensive.
- Dwayne McLaren: And you like it?
- Joe Barrett: I love it.
- Cassandra: [posing for video] Hi! Welcome to Cut Bank, Montana, where the Rockies meet the plains. My name's Cassandra Steeley, and I'd like to show you my town full of cheer and wanted kindness.
- [mail truck enters from the right]
- Cassandra: Here, we're surrounded by miles and miles of wheat and canola field- and soaring mountains.
- [dark man enters from the left]
- Cassandra: There's a Blackfoot indian reservation nearby that gives us rich cultural diversity. Cut Bank's a treasure of a by-gone...
- [dark man shoots mailman]
- Sheriff Vogel: I know that I ain't very clever. My expertise is in the simple, and that ain't for everybody either. Sometimes in life the truth is more than I'd prefer. This is one of those times.
- Big Stan: If you need to leave, you ought to have left already. Waintin' around for lucky money, that's for sallies and lazies.
- Joe Barrett: Do you have kids, Sheriff Vogel?
- Sheriff Vogel: No, sir.
- Joe Barrett: Please, you're the sheriff, I'm the inspector. We're two of the same. You call me "Joe," I'll call you...
- Sheriff Vogel: Sheriff Vogel.
- Joe Barrett: That a first and last name?
- Georgie Wits: You're the virus of my job. A forest child fuckin' mongoloid. What? You want me to smile at you like a happy fuckin' mailman? Ooh, creepy fuck nuts, thank you so much for showing me your shiny lever.
- Gretchen: So what's this secret business you got with Derby Milton? He stopped by Drewry's after hours last night asking about you, worked up on Harvey real good.
- Dwayne McLaren: What in the hell are you up to here?
- Georgie Wits: Dwayne!
- Dwayne McLaren: You gotta be on point! Stick to the plan!