Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Eat to the Beat (2010)

Jennifer Stone: Harper Finkle

Quotes 

• [after a thrash metal concert] 

  Harper : I'd like to buy one of your CDs. The loudest, angriest, most soul-wrenching one you have.

  Grrrtarist : Oh, you want the Christmas album.

• [Alex and Stevie are telling Harper about the new rock band that will be playing and throwing chunks of guts into the crowd] 

  Harper : Okay, I'll go. It may be the only chance I'll have to wear my meat-catching hat.

  Stevie Nichols : [to Alex]  She has a meat-catching hat?

  Alex Russo : It's to go with her potato-skin sweater.

• Stevie Nichols : [about Harper acting out Shakespeare]  Harper, don't take this the wrong way, but that was terrible.

  Harper : Oh. I took that the wrong way.

  Stevie Nichols : I mean, you don't even have the rest of your lunchtime Shakespeare players.

  Harper : Yeah, that's 'cause they quit after you beaned them with croutons yesterday.

  Alex Russo : [laughs]  Oh, yeah. The only good thing Justin has done as student body president is add croutons to the salad bar. Oh, that, and the tiny tomatoes.

  Stevie Nichols : I like these. They're so tiny they make me feel like a giant dinosaur when I eat them.