The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta? (2011)

Sanaa Lathan: Donna Tubbs

Quotes 

• Donna Tubbs : Cleveland, where's Roberta? We were supposed to do our song.

  Cleveland Brown : Hang on. Let me check my GPS tracking device. Oh, yeah. She's at the corner of Who Cares Street and I Don't Give A Crap Memorial Boulevard South.

• Donna Tubbs : Roberta, did you just destroy my ceramic comedy and tragedy masks?

  Roberta Tubbs : You took away my cell phone so I took away something you love.

  Donna Tubbs : Oh, I will drag you to hell.

• Donna Tubbs : Yo, Kendra!

  Kendra Krinklesac : What?

  Donna Tubbs : lf your fat ass can fit in my midsize SUV, I'll take you to the hot springs with me.

  Kendra Krinklesac : I'll grease up and meet you outside.

• Donna Tubbs : [while on the phone with Cleveland]  Hey, baby. They got hot tubs, cold tubs, medium tubs, lukewarm tubs and Donna Tubbs. Ha-ha-ha. When you coming over? I'm wasted.

• Donna Tubbs : [while on the phone with Cleveland]  Hey, babe, I just wanted to let you know we're on our way home.

  Cleveland Brown : What? Why?

  Donna Tubbs : Kendra pooped in the hot tub and they asked us to leave.

  Kendra Krinklesac : [looks embarrassed]  Don't tell people.

• Cleveland Brown : [to Donna]  Would it make you feel any better to know that under my watch Roberta nearly lost her life in an underground street race with an Asian gang while the driver of her car was stinking drunk?

  Donna Tubbs : She did?

  Cleveland Brown : Affirmative. Donna, parenting a teenage boy is easy. The worst thing that can happen is he messes up some teenage girl's life. Parenting a teenage girl is impossible. We should cut our losses and put our energy into Junior.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [walks in the living room naked]  Rallo made me invisible.

  Cleveland Brown : How did Junior get a C-section scar?