Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Indianapolis (2011)
Rob Lowe: Chris Traeger
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Quotes
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Ann Perkins : Leslie found a pink razor and a pink swimming cap in your shower, whose is it?
Chris Traeger : I guess you're talking about my razor; I shave my legs for swimming and women's razors work better. For whatever reason, men's razor technology hasn't figured out to properly contour the shinbone.
Ann Perkins : And... and the swimming cap?
Chris Traeger : Indiana Breast Cancer Awareness Triathlon, 2009. Came in fourth.
Leslie Knope : Well, I found concealer in your medicine cabinet. What's that about?
Chris Traeger : I'm a human being. Sometimes I get blemishes. I'm not perfect.
Ann Perkins : Oh God... I'm so sorry, honey. I'm so embarrassed. I was scared that you were cheating on me!
Chris Traeger : No, I'm not cheating on you. But I'm also not dating you; we broke up last week.