- Amy: I'm not gonna kiss you with my top on
- [removes her shirt]
- Amy: [Steve's alarm sounds]
- Steve Smith: No Amy! I have so much horniness to give!
- Klaus: [They're communicating telepathically] Use the mental telepathy we share to take down Steve
- Hayley Smith: No, bring down Steve without our powers
- Klaus: Stick in the mud bitch
- Hayley Smith: You know I can hear you
- Klaus: Yeah I'm pissed
- Roger Smith: Go kiss him while he's pooping. You know, give him a San Diego Thank You.