The Good Guys (TV Series)

$3.52 (2010)

Colin Hanks: Jack Bailey

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• Jack Bailey : What part of this looks illegal to you, Dan? This is a truck filled with boxes.

  Dan Stark : Yeah. Boxes full of crime.

• Dan Stark : I'm saying that being a cop is a team sport. It's you and me. You know, in the old days, we used to catch a bad guy, we'd call all our buddies, we'd let him go and we'd catch him again. Just so we could bust him together.

  Jack Bailey : Are you serious?

  Dan Stark : Yeah. We called it Catch, Release and Catch Again. Look, you gotta understand the difference between the good guys and the bad guys. Bad guys are just a bunch of guys running around with guns. Good guys are a team of guys running around with guns. You learn that, maybe you won't spend the rest of your career working Property Crimes with Dan Stark.

• Dan Stark : [listening]  Sounds like we're on a two lane highway in a flat, rural area

  Jack Bailey : Dan, this is Texas, you just described 10 thousand square miles.

• Dan Stark : We got Wayne Young right where we want him.

  Jack Bailey : Yeah. On a two lane highway in a flat, rural area.

  Dan Stark : Exactly.

• Dan Stark : I can feel it tingling in my loins.

  Jack Bailey : That's another gem for the report.

• Jack Bailey : I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

  Dan Stark : I can't either.

• Dan Stark : I'm trying to put a hole in the wall so the cell-phone wavey thingies can get out.

  Jack Bailey : Dan, the cell phones aren't working because these walls are made with reinforced steel. So if you shoot at them, the only thing you're going to put a hole in is one of *us*.

• Jack Bailey : Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

  Dan Stark : Seems to be a flaming truck of some sort.

• Jack Bailey : God, yeah, that's a great idea. Why don't we jump out of a moving truck at 75 miles per hour and land on the asphalt.

  Dan Stark : What's wrong with that?

  Jack Bailey : Physics, Dan! It's suicide.

  Dan Stark : Not if you push off hard enough from the truck. It cancels out the speed of the truck. It's like when you're in an elevator and when it comes to a stop, you jump.

• Dan Stark : [holding a Swiss Army pocket knife]  I am trying to cut a hole with my knife so the cell phone wavey thingies can run free... because of your fear of the ricochet.

  Jack Bailey : You are trying to cut a hole in a bullet-proof steel wall with a pocketknife? Good luck with that.

  Dan Stark : [gives up]  I'll finish it later.

• Dan Stark : [offers a potato chip]  You want a chip?

  Jack Bailey : No, I don't want a chip, Dan.

  Dan Stark : Are you sure? They're barbecue. I think the...

  [examines chip] 

  Dan Stark : The dust they put on them makes you feel better.

• Jack Bailey : Are you asking me to predict the behaviour of a man who uses his service revolver to open a mayonnaise jar?

• Jack Bailey : I'm not liking Plan B.

• Jack Bailey : Maybe I wasn't clear about the whole 'by the book' thing. Searching a place without a warrant. That's not in the book, Dan.

  Dan Stark : Well, how about this... secondary exits must be unlocked during business hours. I say, as officers of the law, it is our duty to enter the premises and cite the owner.

  Jack Bailey : Hit him with a city violation?

  Dan Stark : Besides they should know their security is terrible.

• Jack Bailey : They're shutting down the investigation. That means no more department resources.

  Dan Stark : Department resources? Back in the day we didn't need department resources. Frank and me would hit the street.

  Jack Bailey : And what? Fight crime with pointed sticks and rocks? You need resources to run an investigation.

  Dan Stark : Tell you what. I will take 'em down with the cash in my pocket.

  [turns out pockets] 

  Dan Stark : 3 dollars and

  [counts change] 

  Dan Stark : 52 cents.

• Dan Stark : No one should be allowed back here without a hard hat.

  Jack Bailey : You mean like us?

  Dan Stark : Hey, it's a violation.

• Jack Bailey : What the hell was that?

  Dan Stark : We hug. I'm a hugger.