- Frankie Heck: Yeah, but, Mike, think about it. He's sixteen. He's only going to be living here for a few more years.
- Mike Heck: Don't worry, honey. When the outside world gets a load of him, I think they'll send him right back.
- Mike Heck: I've got something that might make you feel better. It's in the basement.
- Frankie Heck: Oh, honey, that was fun once, but that old mattress is so icky.