Win Win (2011)
Alex Shaffer: Kyle
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Quotes
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Mike Flaherty : [to the wrestling team] Now, did you all see what Kyle did the other day? He exploded up, right? Kyle, show the guys what you did.
Kyle : It's kind of my own thing.
Mike Flaherty : Well, can you share it with us?
Kyle : But it's not even a move or anything.
Mike Flaherty : It's okay.
Kyle : All right. Well, I just tell myself that the guy on top's tryin' to take my head and shove it under water and kill me, and if I don't wanna die on bottom, I have to do whatever the fuck it takes to get out.
Stephen Vigman : [breaking a stunned silence] Okay. So the move is "Whatever the fuck it takes." Let's go. Let's work on it.
Terry Delfino : [chiming in forcefully as if knowledgeable] WHATEVER THE FUCK IT TAKES! LET'S GO, GENTLEMEN. UP!
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Jackie Flaherty : Does she even know you're here?
Kyle : My mom? She doesn't care about me.
Jackie Flaherty : How do you know? She's probably worried sick and doesn't know how to reach you.
Kyle : [holding up his cell phone] She could've called, right?
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Kyle : If he's Darth Vador, you're the Secret Apprentice.
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Leo Poplar : Don't take any shit from any of those guys.
Kyle : I won't.
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Kyle : If I wanna smoke, should I go outside?
Jackie Flaherty : You shouldn't be smoking.
Kyle : I know. But if I do.
Jackie Flaherty : Then you should go outside.