- Lucky Luciano: [answers the phone] Yeah?
- Arnold Rothstein: What kind of way is that to answer a telephone?
- Lucky Luciano: [straightens up] A.R.
- Arnold Rothstein: So? I gather you haven't made it up to Saratoga.
- Lucky Luciano: Yeah, no, not yet. How'd you know where I was?
- Arnold Rothstein: I have a crystal ball, Charlie. You know that. I see you're not wearing your trousers.
- Lucky Luciano: So what gives?
- Arnold Rothstein: I've been waiting for a report on Mr. Darmody.
- Lucky Luciano: Right. Yeah, well, I can't greatly speak to that right now.
- Arnold Rothstein: I wouldn't think so, considering the company you've been keeping.
- Lucky Luciano: Can I call you back? I'm with his wife right now.
- Arnold Rothstein: No, you're not, Charlie. You're with his mother.
- Lucy Danziger: [on Nucky] They raised him a good Catholic boy. And every once in a while, he starts thinking he might go to Hell and that he'd better change his ways before it's too late. But all I gotta do is this...
- [pouts seductively]
- Lucy Danziger: ... and this...
- [spreads her legs]
- Lucy Danziger: ... and then he doesn't feel so Catholic anymore.
- Margaret Schroeder: When I was a girl in Ireland, a raggedy man would come around every spring with a little Bantam rooster. He'd trained it to peck out "The Mountains of Mourne" on a toy piano strung off his chest.
- Lucy Danziger: So?
- Margaret Schroeder: Well... the first year he came, we all of us, the girls in that place, we thought it magical. The second year, we laughed behind our hands at the odd man and his tatters, and the third year we didn't even go, because "The Mountains of Mourne" was all that little rooster could ever do.
- Lucy Danziger: So what's the point?
- Margaret Schroeder: That maybe your cunny... isn't quite the draw you think it is.
- Ukulele Girl: What's going on behind those baby blues?
- Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson: I try to be good. I really do.
- Ukulele Girl: [seductively] It's too late to be good tonight, Dolly.
- Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson: These show people... some of them are a lot of fun.
- Margaret Schroeder: Houdini's brother... Does he escape from things as well?
- Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson: I'll bet he escapes from the check.
- James 'Jimmy' Darmody: [razzing Capone] The "Lost Battalion"? He got so lost, he thought Brooklyn was in France.
- Margaret Schroeder: A man has made me an offer.
- Mrs. McGarry: Of what nature? Domestic? Financial? Sexual?
- Margaret Schroeder: [tentatively] Yes.