Community (TV Series)
Communication Studies (2010)
Ken Jeong: Ben Chang
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Quotes
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Señor Chang : You'll do it or you'll fail my class.
Pierce Hawthorne : You can't do that.
Señor Chang : Have you met me?
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Señor Chang : Boop! Boop! Boop! My bullcrap meter is going crazy.
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Señor Chang : Looks like the law firm of Seacrest and Slumdog's taking the day off.
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Shirley Bennett : We were mad at him for humiliating you.
Pierce Hawthorne : Well, nice fix, Tweedle Dum and even Tweedler Dum.
Annie Edison : Look, we're gonna tell Chang the truth. And we'll pay the price.
Troy Barnes : Wait. We-- we can't make you do that.
Pierce Hawthorne : No, he's right. We... first we gotta get out of these pantsuits and you can put them on.
Troy Barnes : Look, Pierce, this whole thing started because you and I were ashamed that we didn't have ladies that cared about us. And the good news is, we obviously do. The bad news is... that it makes it our manly duty to protect them tonight.
Annie Edison : Oh!
Shirley Bennett : Oh, that's nice, but we really can't let you do that. It's...
Pierce Hawthorne : No, he's right. He's right. Step aside.
Shirley Bennett , Annie Edison : Oh!
Shirley Bennett : Ooh.
Pierce Hawthorne : Let's handle this like men.
Troy Barnes : Yes.
Señor Chang : [wolf whistle] Oh, ladies...
Annie Edison : They're gonna be okay, right?
Señor Chang : Get in my mercedes.
Shirley Bennett : Just look away, baby. Just look away.