- The Doctor: You've swallowed a planet!
- Amy Pond: I'm pregnant!
- The Doctor: You're huge.
- Amy Pond: Yeah, I'm pregnant.
- The Doctor: Look at you. When worlds collide.
- Amy Pond: Doctor, I'm pregnant.
- The Doctor: Look at you both. Five years later and you haven't changed a bit apart from age and... size...
- Amy Pond: It's good to see you, Doctor.
- The Doctor: Are you pregnant?
- Amy Pond: Shall I run and get the manual?
- The Doctor: I threw it in a supernova.
- Amy Pond: You threw the manual in a supernova... why?
- The Doctor: Because I disagreed with it.
- The Dream Lord: You die in the dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens if you die in reality.
- Rory Williams: What happens?
- The Dream Lord: You die, stupid. That's why it's called "reality".
- Amy Pond: Save him. You save everyone. You always do. That's what you do.
- The Doctor: Not always. I'm sorry.
- Amy Pond: Then what is the point of you?
- The Doctor: [kicks the console] Ow! *Never* use force: you just embarrass yourself! Unless you're cross, in which case, *always* use force!
- Rory Williams: [back on the park bench, forehead-to-forehead with the Doctor] dream. Oh! Sorry, nodded off! Stupid! God, I must be overdoing it! I was just dreaming were back on the TARDIS.
- Rory Williams: [to Amy] You just had the same dream, didn't you.
- Amy Pond: Back on the TARDIS. Weren't we just saying the same thing?
- Rory Williams: But we thought this was the dream, didn't we?
- Amy Pond: I think so. Why do dreams have to fade so quickly?
- Rory Williams: Doctor, what is going on?
- Amy Pond: Is this because of you? Is it some Time Lordy thing because you've shown up again?
- The Doctor: Listen to me: trust nothing. From now on, trust nothing you see, hear, or feel.
- Rory Williams: But we're awake, now!
- The Doctor: Yeah, and you thought you were awake on the TARDIS, too.
- Amy Pond: But we're home.
- The Doctor: Yeah, you're home, but you're also dreaming. Trouble is, Rory, Amy, which is which? Are we flashing forwards... or backwards? Hold on tight. This is going to be a tricky one.
- The Doctor: [waking up on the floor of the TARDIS] ... days. What? No, yes, sorry, what? Oh! You're OK! Oh, thank god! I had a *terrible* nightmare about you two! That was scary. Don't ask, you don't want to know. You're safe now.
- Amy Pond: [the Doctor hugs Amy] Oh, ah, OK.
- The Doctor: That's what counts. Blimey, never dropped off like that before. Well, never, really. I'm getting on a bit, you see. Don't let the cool gear fool you. Now, what's wrong with the console? Red, flashing lights. I bet they mean something.
- Rory Williams: Uh, Doctor, I also had a kind of dream... thing.
- Amy Pond: Yeah, so did I.
- Rory Williams: [defensively] Not a nightmare, though! Just, um... we were married.
- Amy Pond: Yeah. In a little village.
- Rory Williams: Yeah, a sweet little village, and you were preg... nant.
- Amy Pond: Yes, I was huge! I was a boat.
- Rory Williams: So you had the same dream, then? *Exactly* the same dream?
- Amy Pond: [sternly] Are you calling me a boat?
- Rory Williams: [deflecting] And Doctor, you were visiting.
- Amy Pond: Yeah, yeah, you came to our cottage.
- Rory Williams: How can we have had exactly the same dream? It does not make any sense.
- Amy Pond: And you had a nightmare about... us. What happened to us in the nightmare?
- The Doctor: It was a bit similar, in some aspects.
- Rory Williams: Which aspects?
- The Doctor: Well, all of them.
- Amy Pond: You had the same dream.
- The Doctor: Basically.
- Rory Williams: You said it was a nightmare.
- The Doctor: Did I say nightmare? No, more like a really good... mare. Look, it doesn't matter. We all had some kind of psychic episode. We probably just jumped a time track or something. Forget it. We're back to reality now.
- Amy Pond: Doctor, if we're back to reality, how come I can still hear birds?
- Rory Williams: Yeah, the same birds, the same ones we heard in the...
- The Doctor: Examine everything. Look for all the details that don't ring true.
- Rory Williams: OK we're in a spaceship that's bigger on the inside than the outside.
- Amy Pond: With a bow tie-wearing alien.
- Rory Williams: Maybe "what rings true" isn't so simple.
- The Doctor: Valid point.
- The Doctor: So, what do you do around here to stave off the, you know...
- Amy Pond: [finishing] ... boredom?
- The Doctor: [simultaneously] ... self-harm?
- The Dream Lord: Loves a redhead, our naughty Doctor. Has he told you about Elizabeth I? Well, she thought she was the first...
- The Dream Lord: There was an old Doctor from Gallifrey/ Who ending up throwing his life away/ He let down his friends and...
- [birdsong]
- The Dream Lord: Oh, now. We've run out of time.
- The Doctor: You said everyone here lives to their 90's, there's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick.
- The Doctor: You're a doctor, help her.
- Rory Williams: *You're* a doctor!
- The Doctor: It's OK, we're doctors.
- The Doctor: [in Upper Leadworth] I'm sure there's a dream giveaway, a tell. But my mind isn't working because...
- [shouting]
- The Doctor: this village is so dull!
- Rory Williams: We relax.
- The Doctor: [mouthing] "Relax."
- Rory Williams: We live. We listen to the birds.
- Amy Pond: Yeah, see? Birds. Those are nice.
- Rory Williams: We didn't get a lot of time to listen to birdsong back on the TARDIS days, did we?
- The Doctor: [annoyed] Oh, blimey! My head's a bit... ooh.
- The Doctor: [a bit drowsy] Uh, no, you're right, there wasn't a lot of time for... birdsong... back in the good...
- The Doctor: [nodding off] ... good old...
- [all three fall asleep simultaneously on the bench as the birdsong gets louder]
- Amy Pond: It's not really real, is it? I mean would I be happy settling down in a place with a pub, two shops and a really bad amateur dramatic society? That's why I got pregnant, so I don't have to see them doing Oklahoma.
- Rory Williams: Hello, Mr. Nainby.
- The Doctor: Rory!
- Rory Williams: Mr. Nainby ran the sweets shop. He used to slip me the odd free toffee.
- [Mr. Nainby grabs Rory by the collar]
- Rory Williams: Did I not say 'thank you'?
- Mrs Poggit: Hello, Doctor.
- The Doctor: Hello.
- Rory Williams: Hi.
- The Doctor: You're a doctor?
- Rory Williams: Yeah. And unlike you, I've actually passed some exams.
- The Doctor: [to the Dream Lord] Only one person in the universe hates me as much as you do.
- The Doctor: [later, to Amy & Rory] Sorry, wasn't it obvious? The Dream Lord was me.