The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)

Rob Lowe/Jane Krakowski/Hilary Hahn (2010)

Conan O'Brien: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien : [during the monologue]  My future is pretty uncertain right now, and this is absolutely true, I'm not making this up: I received a letter from the adult film company Pink Visual offering me, this is true, offering me a role in one of their porno movies.

  [audience cheers] 

  Conan O'Brien : That's true. That's absolutely true, yeah. It's great, yeah. I looked, yeah. In the movie, I'm having sex with a beautiful woman, and just as we're about to climax, I get replaced by Jay Leno.

• Conan O'Brien : [during the monologue]  Hello there, I'm Conan O'Brien, NBC's Employee of the Month.

• Conan O'Brien : [during the monologue]  Time sure does fly, though. It's crazy to think about this: Do you realize that a baby born on the day we did our first Tonight Show is now a slightly larger baby?