Modern Family (TV Series)
My Funky Valentine (2010)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
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Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It's Valentine's Day. I thought we were going salsa dancing, not to watch a comedian.
Jay Pritchett : You're gonna love him. Trust me. The guy's hilarious.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Okay, tell me one of his jokes.
Jay Pritchett : He doesn't do jokes.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Does he have a mallet?
Jay Pritchett : No.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : So then how does he get hit in the head?
Jay Pritchett : He doesn't hit in the head. He... he makes observations. He tells the truth in a funny way. Come on, he's been on Johnny Carson a hundred times.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Who the hell is Johnny Carson?
Jay Pritchett : Oh, for God's sake.
[cut to interview]
Jay Pritchett : Gloria and I are from different generations. And I won't lie: it isn't always easy. I mean, last week she thought Simon and Garfunkel were my lawyers.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No, I didn't.
Jay Pritchett : It was a joke.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I don't get it.
Jay Pritchett : Maybe that's because there's no mallet.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now.