George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : Ronnie, why don't you get into something nice? Do you always have to wear that leather jacket and those sneakers?

  Ronnie Burns : All the kids in school dress this way, Dad. It's part of the Stanislavsky method.

  Gracie Allen : Well, just because Stanislavsky is a sloppy boy, that's no reason for you to be!

• George Burns : Louise must have been a very popular girl.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, she was! You know, Barney isn't the only man she could have married. She was once engaged to a nearsighted Scotsman, but - oh, they would have been married except he disappeared.

  George Burns : What happened to him?

  Gracie Allen : Well, who knows? One day while he was in a rowboat he mistook an octopus for his bagpipes, and when he started blowing them, he...

  George Burns : Never mind.