- Tshering Yangden: Soon it will pass and everyone will be happy and prosperous.
- Tshomo: But Madame... we have always been happy.
- BBC Announcer: In other national news, Bhutan has just become the world's youngest democracy with the kingdom's beloved monarch abdicating in favor of democratic reform.
- Tshering Yangden: Have you heard about it?
- Tashi: Heard about what?
- Tshering Yangden: Elections.
- Tashi: Is that a new pig disease?
- Tshering Yangden: Pig disease?
- [referring to the lama]
- Ronald Coleman: You don't think he's going to kill anyone... He's a monk, right?
- Benji: I don't know, man. We live in strange times.
- [Ron is negotiating to buy an American Civil War era rifle]
- Ronald Coleman: This one is so rare! I can give him $75,000.
- Old Man: That's too much.
- Benji: He wants something less than that.
- Ronald Coleman: Wait... What?