Dragon Age: Origins (2009 Video Game)

Jon Curry: Zevran Arainai, Ser Landry, Fort Drakon Captain

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• Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir : What's on your mind?

  Zevran Arainai : You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.

  Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir : I thought you looked familiar.

  Zevran Arainai : Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.

  Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir : You don't say.

  Zevran Arainai : I'm terribly broken up over it.

  Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir : Hm. Well, thank you kindly for informing me.

• Zevran Arainai : Might I offer you a bit of advice, my good friend Alistair?

  Alistair : I like my hair the way it is, thank you.

  Zevran Arainai : Truly? As you wish, though my advice is regarding something else completely. It has to do with your recent... exertions with your fellow Grey Warden that I overheard.

  Alistair : My... oh.

  Zevran Arainai : It did seem as if you just got going when all grew quiet. You are feeling alright, yes? Perhaps you are tired.

  Alistair : We aren't talking about this, are we? Did I hit my head?

  Zevran Arainai : I have some roots from home that you may chew if you need energy. As for volume, perhaps you ought to try arching your...

  Alistair : Whoa, whoa! Awkward!

  Zevran Arainai : You Fereldens are so finicky! How will you ever learn to pleasure each other unless you talk about it?

  Alistair : Not listening! La la-la la la!

• Zevran Arainai : Has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear?

  Morrigan : Again with the flattery! Do you not tire from these pointless exercises?

  Zevran Arainai : In Antiva, women are accustomed to being showered with the praise they deserve. Men should worship you at their feet as you pass!

  Morrigan : They don't find that incredibly annoying?

  Zevran Arainai : They are goddesses receiving their subjects, just as you should be. Whatever would be annoying about that?

  Morrigan : I have no wish to be placed upon a pedestal!

  Zevran Arainai : But you deserve no less! You should be admired by painters, copied by sculptors, exalted by poets. Surely you know yours is a beauty so exotic, it-it would turn the eye of the Maker himself!

  Morrigan : Well, I suppose I...

  Zevran Arainai : And there we go! I think you owe me five silvers, yes?

  Alistair : Maker's breath! You were right. You win, I guess.

  Zevran Arainai : Thank you, ser. I expect payment forthwith.

  Morrigan : I hate you all!

• Leliana : Zevran, I saw you looking at the girl in town earlier.

  Zevran Arainai : My dear Leliana, which girl? I saw many, and I watched them all.

  Leliana : You know, the one with the... with the shoes.

  Zevran Arainai : The shoes? Yes, good reference.

  Leliana : Well, she also had blonde curls, worn in a long braid.

  Zevran Arainai : A braid...? Ah, that one! Yes, I remember her.

  Leliana : So what did you think? You seemed quite enthralled.

  Zevran Arainai : Well, she was... quite marvelous, except for the butter face.

  Leliana : The butter what?

  Zevran Arainai : Butter face. Everything's marvelous but her face.

  Leliana : You're a bad man.