The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
A Cleveland Brown Christmas (2009)
Sanaa Lathan: Donna Tubbs
Quotes
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Cleveland Brown : [to Donna] How can you let Rallo believe that Robert is an FBI agent? Maybe if it stood for Freeloading Boozing Idiot?
[chuckles]
Cleveland Brown : Hey, that was right off the top of my head. Suck on that, Wayne Brady.
Donna Tubbs : Look, Rallo kept asking him why he never came to visit. Next thing I know, Robert's telling him he's an undercover agent, so I went with it.
Cleveland Brown : You lied to your child?
Donna Tubbs : It's like my great-grandmother used to say. A lie is just an upside-down truth.
Cleveland Brown : What?
[to himself]
Cleveland Brown : Hmm. Can I trust Donna?
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Donna Tubbs : [to Cleveland after Rallo's Christmas recital] This is all your fault. You had to go get drunk and tell him the truth about his dad.
Cleveland Brown : Yeah? Well, you been lying to him for years.
Donna Tubbs : And it was working.
Roberta Tubbs : At least we don't have to lie to him anymore because I'm done making phone calls...
[in Robert's voice]
Roberta Tubbs : talking like this. Happy birthday, Rallo. How's your mama's ass look?
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Donna Tubbs : [to Cleveland when Robert comes to visit for Christmas] Wow, you actually got through to him.
Cleveland Brown : Of course, I did. It's my damn show.