- Donna Tubbs: [to Cleveland] Hell, why not get the whole freak show together and invite your little hobbit friend too?
- Holt Richter: Hey, that's offensive. I'm small-boned, except for one. Yeah, this chick's laughing.
- Roberta Tubbs: When I get to New York, I'm gonna get discovered.
- Rallo Tubbs: Yeah, you could do a little commercial work, have a short run off Broadway. Then you decide to act as your own agent end up negotiating a terrible deal for yourself because you're not smart. Next thing, you're teaching theater arts at a community college in the middle of nowhere. Most people will think you're weird, but your cats will know better.
- Donna Tubbs: [to Cleveland] If you don't start showing me romance, I will take you off my health insurance.
- Cleveland Brown: You wouldn't.
- Donna Tubbs: Oh, I would. Rallo's uninsured and I sleep like a baby at night.