SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Say Awww!/Patrick the Mailman (2022)
Jill Talley: Old Lady, Karen, Veterinarian, Customers, Glove World Patrons, Girlfriend, Roller Girls
Quotes
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Plankton : [Plankton has finished constructing one of his inventions] There, my evil masterwork is complete!
Karen : [scrolling by while using a nail file] An egg? I already had breakfast, Sheldon.
Plankton : It's not the egg. It's what's inside!
[jumps on top of the invention]
Plankton : A robot, so diabolical,
[a woman's scream is heard]
Plankton : so devious, so adorable! When people see it, they'll have to say, "Awww!"
[jumps off and onto the floor. The invention starts to shake and is about to spawn]
Plankton : But that sound, will transform it, into a terrifying monster... that will eat them!
[the invention unravels with exhaust smoke and reveals itself]
Plankton : Behold! Revenge-Bot Model Q.T.-Pie!
[a yellow robot duck is revealed with red blushing cheeks and a light blue bowtie below its neck. The robot quacks]
Plankton : Yes!
Karen : Did you say it was going to eat people?
Plankton : That's right! Its victims will be trapped in its quantum-stomach prison. To, uh... think about what they've done?
Karen : [makes an unfazed face] Well have fun with your little toy. Just don't forget to take out the trash.
[she leaves]
Plankton : [sad face and disappointed voice] Awww!
[Plankton has accidentally triggered the duck robot, causing it to transform into a giant terrifying monster intent on eating Plankton. It then opens up its mouth and screams as light is projected from its mouth. Plankton turns around and faces the robot, fearfully]
Plankton : Oh boy...
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Plankton : [Karen is cleaning her screen with a buffer and looking at her results in a handheld mirror. Plankton storms in while in emotional agony, having been humilated at the Krusty Krab that day] Karen!
[the Chum Bucket clock falls onto him]
Karen : [Karen picks him up from under the broken clock by grabbing his antenna] Oh, let me guess, another failure?
Plankton : Of course another failure! How am I supposed to steal the Krabby Patty formula when everybody thinks I'm adorable? Cute is no way to inspire fear! Unless...
[a lightbulb appears as Plankton gets an idea, then he turns into a lightbulb and rolls around]
Plankton : Yes! Oh that's it!
[embraces Karen smugly]
Plankton : I'll teach the fools of this town that cute can be horrific!
[makes a fist in triumph]