30 Rock (TV Series)

Audition Day (2009)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : I can't have bedbugs. I went to Princeton.

  Kenneth Parcell : Sir, everyone can get them. Back in Stone Mountain, even the mayor had them, and she was a horse.

• Kenneth Parcell : Oh, Mr. Donaghy! Did they make you ride the freight elevator?

  Jack Donaghy : I walked in your shoes today, Kenneth.

  Kenneth Parcell : I don't think you did, sir. I've just got the one pair, and I sleep in them.