30 Rock (TV Series)

Audition Day (2009)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : The Hornberger System shall prevail.

  Jenna Maroney : That's what you think, but the Hornberger System shall devail! Is that the opposite of prevail?

• Jayden Michael Tyler : You're giving me the job no matter what. Because your fingerprints are all over my camera.

  Liz Lemon : So?

  Jayden Michael Tyler : So, you said you'd only hire me if I let you take pictures of my genitals.

  [shows her photos on camera] 

  Liz Lemon : Oh, no! What is wrong with them?