30 Rock (TV Series)
Audition Day (2009)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : I can't have bedbugs. I went to Princeton.
Kenneth Parcell : Sir, everyone can get them. Back in Stone Mountain, even the mayor had them, and she was a horse.
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Jack Donaghy : You are at the top of the pyramid. Granted, TGS is a small pyramid, but nevertheless it will one day be your tomb. And you can't feel sorry for the slaves that built that pyramid, which, again, will be your tomb.
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Jack Donaghy : [On the subway] Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry to bother you. My name is Jack, and I have bedbugs. I'm not a drug addict, I'm an executive at the General Electric corporation, and just need to get my medicine. If some could tell me how to transfer to the 4 Train, I would be very grateful to you for your help. God bless you and have a good day.
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Kenneth Parcell : Oh, Mr. Donaghy! Did they make you ride the freight elevator?
Jack Donaghy : I walked in your shoes today, Kenneth.
Kenneth Parcell : I don't think you did, sir. I've just got the one pair, and I sleep in them.
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Jack Donaghy : Lemon, we're not just hiring an actor, we're hiring a coworker, a human being, and I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care, Love, Live.
