- Candace: [mockingly] Oh Candace, go find us some food. Yeah, like a quart of ice cream is just gonna...
- [is hit with soft-server]
- Candace: We don't need to eat, we need to get out of here. I swear if I don't get to Jeremy's party...
- [is promptly kissed by a monkey]
- Dad: Candace, why don't you look for some food? And boys, you can find us some shelter if you'd like. We may be here for a while.
- Candace: A while? You mean we're stranded? That means I won't get to Jeremy's party before the sun sets! We'll be stuck here forever, eating rocks and bugs, then I'll have to marry a monkey and have monkey kids and name them Xavier and Amanda!
- [sobs]
- Dad: And we'll love them anyway. Candace, the sooner we get started, the sooner we all get to go home.