- Mr. Frond: Wait, how does this look?
- [shows his proposed phone text to Tina]
- Tina Belcher: Maybe just one row of exclamation marks instead of two...
- Mr. Frond: But, then, how will she know I'm excited?
- Jimmy Jr: Tina, can I borrow the crystal for PE? We're running hurdles and I want to clear them all without hitting my penis like last time.
- Mr. Frond: Thank you, fifth grade, for that somber rendition of Matchbook 20's "How Far We've Come" - never have kazoos sounded so haunting.