Psych (TV Series)

Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark (2009)

Dulé Hill: Burton Guster

Quotes 

• Juliet O'Hara : [answers the phone]  Shawn!

  Shawn Spencer : This call is to say goodbye.

  Juliet O'Hara : Shawn, are you okay?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : [behind Juliet]  Try to get anything: a location...

  Juliet O'Hara : Shawn, where are you?

  Shawn Spencer : Don't... don't ask me any questions, 'cause I can't say anything else. If you care about me, you'll understand.

  Juliet O'Hara : [sits down]  I'm listening.

  Shawn Spencer : We're not going to be able to have... much of a future anymore, but... back at where we were, I'll be there, okay?

  Juliet O'Hara : Back... I don't know what that means, Shawn. What are you talking about?

  Shawn Spencer : The wind chimes that I got you for your birthday... every time you hear them from now on, that'll be me.

  Juliet O'Hara : Okay... Shawn, first of all, you are going to be fine. We're going to find you, okay? Don't worry.

  Garth Longmore : [behind Shawn]  Okay, this is supposed to be a goodbye call. Now, tell her you love her and let's go!

  Shawn Spencer : Listen, before... before I go, I have to say one more thing.

  Juliet O'Hara : Of course, Shawn. What is it?

  Garth Longmore : [behind Shawn]  Say it!

  Shawn Spencer : I... I need you to know that... I love you.

  Juliet O'Hara : [stunned]  Oh... Shawn... I think that I...

  Shawn Spencer : Goodbye, Abigail.

  [hangs up] 

• Shawn Spencer : [takes a stance on the side of the truckbed he's in while they are still driving at high speeds]  Get ready, buddy... I'm going to jump on your hood!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You must be out of your damn mind, Shawn! This is a company car! Jump on Lassiter's!

  [Shawn moves to the other side and waves to Henry and Lassiter] 

  Shawn Spencer : Move closer!

  Carlton Lassiter : No! No! N-No! Do not jump on this vehicle! This is a brand new vehicle!

  Shawn Spencer : Look, man, I have been shot! I am jumping on *somebody's* car!

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : [Looking on Shawn's laptop]  Let me just check into Shawn's history to see what his most recent web searches were... Mentalistspoilers dot com... Billy Zane dot thumbnail slash hair dot com...

• Shawn Spencer : [Juliet and Gus pull up closer to the pickup truck Shawn is tied to, with their window rolled down]  Whoa! Look at you, buddy! You're like Vin Diesel!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : That makes Jules Michelle Rodriguez and you Paul Walker.

  Shawn Spencer : This is no good!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Don't worry, Shawn! You're going to be all right!

  Shawn Spencer : I'm know, I'll be fine! I just really don't want to be Paul Walker! Not even for one day!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You could be Lucas Black from "Tokyo Drift", but then we wouldn't be in the movie with you.

  Shawn Spencer : That's weird. I'll... I'll just be Walker.

• Juliet O'Hara : [on learning Longmore had recently quit]  Did he give a reason for quitting?

  Senior Mechanic : Judging by the car he drove away in, I'd say he won the lottery.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What kind of car was it?

  Senior Mechanic : A '70 yellow Roadrunner.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : And this is supposed to be a *nice* car?

  [Juliet and Mechanic exchange looks] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What? Don't look at me! I drive an Echo!

  Senior Mechanic : Son... are you wearing childrens pajamas?

• Juliet O'Hara : [searching Shawn's apartment with Gus]  This is the old Mee Mee's Fluff and Fold!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yup. Shawn got a good deal on the rent.

  Juliet O'Hara : Well, I hope so. It's a dry cleaners.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yeah, well, it's kind of his thing. Last spring, he stayed at the Color Me Mine space. See all these saucers, here? He made them. Besides, this place has its advantages.

  [Gus clicks the rack to spin the clothes around and starts taking off his coat] 

  Juliet O'Hara : [horrified]  What are you doing?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What? I'm not wearing these pajamas anymore.

  Juliet O'Hara : So you're stealing his clothes? He's not dead!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm not stealing anythi...

  [stops abruptly] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Holy crap! Half these clothes are mine!

  [pulls out a sleeve] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : This is *my* shirt!

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : [driving the Echo in a high-speed persuit]  Gun it, Jules! Give it all its got!

  Juliet O'Hara : This *is* all its got!

• Carlton Lassiter : [Sees Henry step out of his truck]  Who the hell called him down here?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I did. It's his father.

  Carlton Lassiter : Which is exactly why I don't want him here! If Shawn really is shot, there'll be no room for family in the investigation.

  Henry Spencer : If Shawn has been shot, there's no room I'm not gonna bust open to find my son!