- Joy Turner: Sweet Jesus!
- Earl Hickey: I know! I'm Dodge's father!
- Joy Turner: That explains why Dodge's moustache is starting to come in already.
- Darnell Turner: We've got another problem.
- Earl Hickey: What?
- Darnell Turner: These three DNAs match. That means it's you and the boys, which makes this one mine and it doesn't match any of those.
- Joy Turner: What does that mean?
- Darnell Turner: It means I'm not Earl Junior's father.
- Joy Turner: Now, everybody just calm down.