Very Important Pennis (TV Series)
Very Important Pennis: Part 1 (1996)
Tom Selleck: Self
Quotes
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Dennis Pennis : How come you've persevered for so many years with that moustache?
Tom Selleck : Without?
Dennis Pennis : With.
Tom Selleck : I don't persevere one way or the other, I'm up for hire, if you want to put me in a movie tomorrow, I'll shave it off for you.
Dennis Pennis : I might well do that. I was gonna say, when you're kissing somebody, not only do you kiss them but you brush their teeth at the same time.
Tom Selleck : Oh my God. I don't know, I've ever tried.
Dennis Pennis : And also in the advent of having oral sex, do you sort of...
Tom Selleck : In the...?
Dennis Pennis : Well, when you're participating in oral sex, do you suffer from the velcro effect?
Tom Selleck : I don't know, that's private.
Dennis Pennis : Yeah, that's a good answer.