Men in Black³ (2012)
James Martin Kelly: 1969 NYPD Cop #1
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Quotes
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Agent J : [pulled over by two police officers] How are you, officers? What can I do you for?
1969 NYPD Cop #1 : Well, look at this. Powered windows, powered seats. I'll bet you the thing costs six grand.
Agent J : Uh, yes, and it has a roof, but it's hidden.
1969 NYPD Cop #2 : Hey, what kind of work do you do? An individual of your particular... ethnic persuasion?
Agent J : Mmm.
1969 NYPD Cop #1 : Maybe he's a noted athlete.
Agent J : Mmm! Yes. Uh... Starting forward for the Detroit Darkies.
1969 NYPD Cop #1 : Where did you get the car?
1969 NYPD Cop #2 : And the suit?
Agent J : I stole them both.
[to Cop 1]
Agent J : Uh, car from your wife...
[to Cop 2]
Agent J : ... suit from your grandmother.
[while being frisked]
Agent J : Hey.
1969 NYPD Cop #1 : [finds Jay's gun] What do we have here? Concealed weapon?
Agent J : [pointing at Cop #2] Hey, it's his grandmother's suit.
1969 NYPD Cop #2 : [finds Jay's neuralyzer] What's this?
1969 NYPD Cop #1 : Probably drugs.
Agent J : Listen, I have rights, and I demand to see my lawyer before you press that small button on the side firmly!
1969 NYPD Cop #1 : Press it.
[Cop #2 presses the button, neuralyzing himself and Cop #1]
Agent J : That, gentlemen, is a standard-issue neuralyzer, but you're not gonna remember that. And just because you see a black man driving in a nice car, does not mean it's stolen!
[pauses]
Agent J : I stole that one. But not 'cause I'm black!
[jumps back into the car and drives off]
Agent J : I'll be done with the car in a minute! Just find it and take it back to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel.