American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009 Video)
Eugene Levy: Mr. Levenstein
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Quotes
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[Mr. Levenstein answers the phone]
Mr. Levenstein : Hello?
Rob : Hi, may I speak to Noah Levenstein please?
Mr. Levenstein : Speaking.
Rob : Are you the one that created "The Bible"?
Mr. Levenstein : No, that would be God.
[Mr. Levenstein is about to hang up the phone]
Rob : No, No, No, hold on. I'm referring to "THE Bible". I'm calling from East Great Falls High School.
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Mr. Levenstein : [1:09:27] This is not a sex manual. It is a life manual. I've been married for 35 years, and not just because I'm this handsome dude who knows how to satisfy a woman. I've been married for 35 years because I love my wife and I respect my wife. Whether it's Amsterdam or East Great Falls it all comes down to this: If you're honest and treat a girl with respect then whatever happens is meant to happen because it's all perfectly natural. Boys, I've prepared you for this quest. And before you lies the biggest test of your lives. This book is a powerful weapon. So, use it for good, not evil.