- Max Goof: Get over here, P.J. We gotta talk!
- P.J. Pete: No can do, dude. My dad's watching me. He's got all the exits covered!
- Max Goof: No sweat!
- [He yanks hard on the line, pulling PJ into his room]
- Max Goof: Here, Peej. Smash this muffin in my face.
- P.J. Pete: Okay, but why?
- Max Goof: It's the only way we can be friends.
- P.J. Pete: [stammering] I can't do that, Max.
- Max Goof: You're gonna have to, P.J.! It's our only hope! If you don't do this, we're...
- [P.J. smashes the muffin into Max's face]
- Max Goof: I think you're getting the hang of it.