Superstore (TV Series)
Customer Satisfaction (2021)
Kaliko Kauahi: Sandra
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Quotes
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Sandra : How do we get positive feedback? Because after church and the bus, this is the place I get yelled at the most.
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Jeff : Now, while I'm here, I wanna make sure we're pushing our shoppers to fill out their customer satisfaction surveys.
Sandra : Sorry, what surveys?
Jeff : The... link at the bottom of every receipt?
Cheyenne : Huh. Is that new?
Jeff : No. Been there for years.
Dina : Nobody bothers with the surveys. People only use receipts to spit out gum and for murder alibis.
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Jeff : Wait, so what kind of problems are we supposed to be making for the customers? Like, "You guys are out of cheese" problems, or, "Oh, my God, my baby was stolen" problems?
Sandra : So we're supposed to stash a bunch of stolen babies in the back? Gross. Well, actually, I don't think it's that gross. Wait, do I want kids?