- Carol: Today was fun. Sometimes I feel like people think I'm a weirdo, but you made me feel really cool today.
- Cheyenne: Aw, can I be real with you a sec? Dina assigned me to hang out with you today to, like, write down any bad or crazy things you did. She said Corporate wanted it.
- Carol: My lawyer warned me this might happen.
- Cheyenne: But don't worry, I'm not gonna give them anything because, bottom of my heart, you are, like, high-key fire.
- Carol: Oh, well, thanks. And I know you won't give them anything because I recorded your little confession. How you stole that makeup? So you screw with me, you get fired.
- Cheyenne: Carol, that is so savage. I love you so much right now.
- Carol: I know you do. Bye, bitch.
- Cheyenne: Goodbye, bitch.
- Dina: [Cheyenne complains that she hasn't gotten her pay raise yet] Cheyenne, it's coming, okay? Don't be greedy. That's how Steve Jobs died.
- Jonah: Here's an idea: Maybe if you're gonna have cold feet about the future of your relationship, tell the guy who's got your two-year-old drooling on his chest. He's my little man by the way, and I love him to death. But maybe you just give him just an indication, you know, that you're gonna pull the rug out because... because let me tell you something, he's very comfortable on that rug. A lot- A lot of plans hinging on that rug staying right where it is. Yeah, we've moved on. She's moved on! She's living in California in what I imagine is an infinity pool while I am stuck here working at her store, living in her house, dealing with her neighbor's tree that's past the property line. You deal with it, Amy! It's your -bleep- problem. Oh, hey, guys. What's, uh... How long were you...
- Eric: Just bringing back your keys.
- Mateo: Are you okay?
- Jonah: Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. And you know what, Eric? You can keep the keys. I'm moving out.
- [walks away and returns]
- Jonah: I'm obviously not moving out today, so I need the key. Yeah, thank you.