Superstore (TV Series)
Prize Wheel (2020)
Lauren Ash: Dina
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Quotes
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Dina : Jonah, Garrett, some customers have been complaining about a weird smell.
Cheyenne : Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other.
Jonah : Wow, that's... That's exactly what it is.
Garrett : Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here before this thing becomes sentient and starts to fight back?
Cheyenne : Ooh.
Garrett : Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquefied. I think there might be teeth in it.
Cheyenne : Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware and left it on a hot driveway.
Jonah : You are alarmingly good at that.
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Earl : I keep putting my funny bumper stickers on Sandra's locker, and she keeps peeling 'em off, and it hurts.
Dina : Okay.
Sandra : They say, "I heart musty balls," and it just doesn't really reflect my opinions.
Dina : Sandra, Earl's in pain. This is not about defending yourself. We are here to listen.
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Dina : I can't believe people refuse to follow one simple rule.
Mateo : Yeah, maybe because that rule was really insane? This job is hard enough. People need to talk, to vent, to feel heard. It's like they're emotionally constipated, and some of them are very physically bloated as well.
Dina : What, so because I'm manager, I have to help people poop their emotions all over the place?
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Mateo : Look, today was a little bumpy, but hey, sales are up. We gave out a ton of those bobbleheads. God forgive us.
Dina : We basically had a mutiny on our hands. People wanted Glenn back. I even lost Cheyenne, and she'd follow a balloon with a smiley face on it. Which is basically what Glenn is.
