The Simpsons (TV Series)
Sorry Not Sorry (2020)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Barney Gumble : Excuse me, are you Jennifer Aniston?
Lisa Simpson : [whispers] No!
Barney Gumble : That's exactly what Jennifer Aniston would say.
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Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: I come here every day eager to learn and you just put me down and complain about your job. In the end, what are you? You're just somebody who works off a formula that leaves no room for passion, individual effort, or the process of learning itself.
Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: Mm.
Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: In other words, you're an uninspiring hack!
Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: Apologize immediately.
Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: No. I told the truth.
Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: The truth has no place in this classroom. Lisa, go to detention.
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Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: Is Miss Hoover out sick?
Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: No, I'm in sick. I sprained a disc in my back. It feels like I'm passing a kidney stone while giving birth.
Bart Simpson : Ralph Wiggum: I say "excuse me" when I give burps.
Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: Not the same, Ralph.
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Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: Okay, Lisa, your future is in my hands.
Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: I'm-I'm... not sorry! I'm just glad I won't have you next year as a teacher.
Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: I might just move to third grade to torment you.
Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: That would be a real hack move.