The Simpsons (TV Series)

Sorry Not Sorry (2020)

Maggie Roswell: Elizabeth Hoover

Quotes 

• Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: That's enough. Ralph, you're up

  Bart Simpson : Ralph Wiggum: My hero is my thumb. It has its own room in my mittens. Thank you.

• Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: I come here every day eager to learn and you just put me down and complain about your job. In the end, what are you? You're just somebody who works off a formula that leaves no room for passion, individual effort, or the process of learning itself.

  Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: Mm.

  Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: In other words, you're an uninspiring hack!

  Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: Apologize immediately.

  Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: No. I told the truth.

  Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: The truth has no place in this classroom. Lisa, go to detention.

• Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: Is Miss Hoover out sick?

  Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: No, I'm in sick. I sprained a disc in my back. It feels like I'm passing a kidney stone while giving birth.

  Bart Simpson : Ralph Wiggum: I say "excuse me" when I give burps.

  Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: Not the same, Ralph.

• Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: Okay, Lisa, your future is in my hands.

  Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: I'm-I'm... not sorry! I'm just glad I won't have you next year as a teacher.

  Elizabeth Hoover : Elizabeth Hoover: I might just move to third grade to torment you.

  Lisa Simpson : Lisa Simpson: That would be a real hack move.