X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009 Video Game)

Steve Blum: Wade Wilson, Senator Kelly

Quotes 

• Wade Wilson : Logan, you know any good jokes?

  Logan : Oh, you mean besides your face?

  William Stryker : That's it! Wilson, I want you radio silent from here on out! Got it? Wilson!

  Wade Wilson : What? You said maintain radio silence.

  William Stryker : Fair enough. Just didn't imagine you'd listen. I thought you might be dead.

  Logan : Hm. We should be so lucky.

• Wade Wilson : Hey Logan, whatcha doin'?

  Logan : Shut up, Wilson.

  Wade Wilson : A sphincter says what? Come on, a sphincter says what? Aw, you're no fun.