- Blitzo: [after Moxxie causes Blitz to miss his shot] What the fuck was that, Moxxie?
- Moxxie: I'm sorry, they just seemed so wholesome and happy. I panicked!
- Blitzo: Oh, who the fuck *is* innocent, Moxxie? From the moment of birth you're already a parasite leeching off your mama's tits, get the fuck over yourself you baby dick prude!
- Blitzo: [a shotgun round blasts through the side of the house, injuring Blitz's arm] AAUGH! A new hole! Scatter!
- Loona: [while holding up a picture of a family for Moxxie to shoot at] Hey! You don't know they're innocent. This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy... this guy definitely watches!
- Stolas: [Stolas talking to Blitz on the phone] Anywho, I've been thinking. You know I have been permitting you to access the mortal realm less than legally for some time now? But I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?
- Stolas: Doesn't that sound... enticing?
- Blitzo: Stop using your fancy-ass rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!
- Stolas: Then let me keep it simple. Once a month on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of *PASSIONATE* fornication... aaaaand you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Does that sound fair, my little imp?
- Blitzo: Fine, whatever!
- Stolas: Oh, Blitz! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy BLEEP inside of my BLEEP and BLEEP your-
- [Martha knocks Blitz's phone down, Stolas continues rambling in the background]