- Sam Axe: ["Characters Welcome" crossover ad with "Burn Notice": Sam Axe is drinking a mojito when Evan calls him on his cellphone] Evan! How's HankMed?
- Evan R. Lawson: Forget HankMed. One word: "Spyami."
- Sam Axe: "Spyami?"
- Evan R. Lawson: The future #1 spy-for-hire agency in all of South Florida.
- Sam Axe: [incredulous] Uh-huh?
- Evan R. Lawson: Just imagine benches and T-shirts and coffee mugs! We're going to be rich but it's going to be amazing!
- Sam Axe: Oh no, I'm going into a canyon here in Miami.
- [makes garbled noises]
- Evan R. Lawson: I'm going to call you right back. You stay right there. I'm going to call you right back.
- Divya Katdare: ["Characters Welcome" crossover ad with "Burn Notice": Divya is diagnosing Sam Axe in a bar] It could be excessive blood loss or hypoglycemia. Are you on a diuretic?
- Sam Axe: No.
- Divya Katdare: Perhaps it's even psychogenic polydipsia.
- Sam Axe: Oh?
- Divya Katdare: Any one of those could be causing your excessive thirst.
- Waiter: [gives Sam a beer bottle] Here you go, sir.
- Sam Axe: Thank you.
- [he takes a drink from it]
- Sam Axe: Hey! What do you know? It's gone! It's like a miracle cure!
- Divya Katdare: Miraculous.
- Sam Axe: Doesn't mean it's stopped. Sammy's very sick.
- Divya Katdare: Is this how you usually pick up women?
- Sam Axe: No, usually I just get 'em drunk. Waiter!
- [opening montage]
- Dr. Hank Lawson: [voiceover] I'm Hank. I was your typical emergency room doctor... till I got fired.
- Hospital Administrator: You let a billionaire hospital trustee die to save some kid off the street.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: I made a judgment call.
- Hospital Administrator: You made a mistake.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: [voiceover] This is my brother.
- Evan R. Lawson: I'm Evan R. Lawson, C.P.A.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: [voiceover] He took me away from my troubles and to the Hamptons, and suddenly I had a chance to become a whole new kind of doctor. It turns out the wealthy and not-so-wealthy out here could use a guy who makes house calls, so I got a second chance to do what I do best.