- Mrs. Patterson: Just so you know, I'm on my period.
- Hank Moody: Not sure I needed a verbal on that but I care very little about such things. I was in Nam.
- Mrs. Patterson: God. My ex always cared. He thought it was dirty.
- Hank Moody: Oh, it is dirty... in a good way.
- Mrs. Patterson: Also, I haven't had much time to trim the hedges lately, if you know what I'm saying.
- Hank Moody: I do know what you're saying, and again, no worries. I enjoy a generous thicket.
- Mrs. Patterson: I gotta tell you, your feelings about periods and pubic hair have just made me a bigger fan.
- Hank Moody: It's what I do. Anything else you care to disclose?
- Mrs. Patterson: I'm very excited about fucking you right now.
- Hank Moody: Oh, you are a chatty one, Mrs. Patterson.